Go on Facebook and you'll see all your 'friends' updating about how awful their life is.
Go on Twitter and you'll see all your 'followers' telling you where they are and what they're doing.
Go on Tumblr and you'll well actually I don't even know what happens on that site since I avoid it like the plague. It's gross and contagious. I'll probably end up using it one day though.
Go on YouTube and you'll see millions of people making vlogs where they talk about their lives to uninterested people.
And then there are the blogs where the blogger seems to only blog about their life and their life is just like your own, boring and uneventful.
Now before you get me wrong, I quite like reading about people's lives but sometimes, it gets too much. There's only so much one can take.
No I don't want to know how many times you drove past a yellow car on your way to work.
No I don't want to see your sock draw. Or your underwear draw. Close those damn things.
No I don't want to see pictures of you sleeping in your cereal bowl. Or while you're on the toilet.
No I don't want to read about how your neighbour listens to Selena Gomez every morning. Unless the singing is awful and you have an audio recording. That'd be fun to listen to.
The internet has given us all the opportunity to tell the world everything about ourselves and be heard. But we're all using it to tell people everything insignificant about ourselves.
The best person on the internet is the person who always has the best things to say.
If you work at a fast food restaurant then update your Facebook with funny things customers have said to you.
If you live in the middle of nowhere, I don't want to watch a video of you complaining about it. I would much rather you spoke about why you live there and how you deal with being lonely.
Instead of posting pictures of yourself doing the ghastly duckface, post up pictures of strangers making a fool of themselves in public. Secretly of course. Don't want to end up being sued or anything.
So talk about yourself but remember this, nobody wants to know about your life unless you've done something interesting or you're funny.
Oh and posting a hundred pictures of cupcakes on your blog doesn't make you cute or original. It's just plain annoying. And I don't get cupcakes. They're just small versions of proper cakes. I'd go with the proper cakes thanks. More for me to eat lol!